H.A.George North Adams Little league

A baseball scout found a remarkable prospect--a horse who was a pretty good fielder and who hit the ball every time he was up at bat. The scout got him a try-out with a big league team. Up at bat, the horse slammed the ball into far left field and stood at the plate, watching it go. "Run!" the manager screamed, "Run!" "Are you kidding?" answered the horse. "If I could run, I'd be in the Kentucky Derby."
 

When I was a Little Leaguer I had trouble putting on my helmet because I couldn't get my ears through those little holes.
 
 

We lost 15 games in a row. One day we had a rain out, and the team threw a victory party.

I was a non-violent baseball player. I could go for weeks at a time without hitting anything.

What do you get if you cross a lizard with a baseball player?
An outfielder who catches flies with his tongue.

"Look, Team," coach said, "you know the principles of good sportsmanship. You know the Little League doesn't allow temper tantrums, shouting at the umpire, or abusive language."

"Yes, sir, We understand."

"Good, Team.  Now. would you please explain that to your Parents."
 
 

My kid is going to make it to the big leagues. Already he has a fantastic breaking ball. Just yesterday, with one pitch, he broke a lamp, a window, a mirror, and a vase.

I was watching a baseball game on TV and my mom said, "Speaking of high and outside, the grass needs mowing."

A father watched his young son practice baseball in the backyard by throwing the ball  up and swinging at it. Time and time again the bat missed contact. The boy noticed his father watching, and said, "Wow, Dad! Aren't I a great pitcher?"